Wednesday, October 29, 2008

wHy aRe aLieNs baLd?

We keep on seeing the aliens in the movies and games and all other kinds of shows / documentaries. Ask a kid to draw an alien and he will draw him (or "her" depending upon kids intelli-sense) having big protruding eyes with coloured eyeballs (mostly gReEn) having a thin skinny bony body with wrinkles around the skin (they shd try earth's "Fair and Handsome" product) and always without any hair over their big megalo-boniac skull.

Why? Can't they have hairs? Can't they have some other color hair? Can't their hairs swing and swirl as our hairs do?

When I say "No", its not me but the pre-occupied mind which is saying. If they are so advanced then shouldn't their shampoo also be so advanced in order to keep and help them retain their hairs? OR does that mean Hair is an "Vestigeal organ" (waste) of our body? Hair might not move alone from one place to another but it gives us the beauty and the look with style. So many firms are earning and growing because of this hair cutting and styling.

I have one reason why they might be baLd. As in my half-pant days, I read about "Evolution" (EV). Our tail bone disappeared due to EV. Our 3rd eyelid disappeared due to EV. Our long hands and bent back straightened due to EV. Soon our "Vermiform Appendix" (locally called as "Appendix") should also go away due to EV. And perhaps same is applicable to Hairs of the head as well.

This might sound a bit convincing but still confusing since its still unknown yet (atleast to me) as "wHo dEsigNed tHe 1sT aLiEn?" AND "wHy hE / sHe dEsigNed iT baLd?"

2 comments:

Aziz said...

Firstly, i would want to give back arijit, what he gives me.... comments.... hehehhe....
The plural form of hair is hair!!

Coming to the topic, i think aliens do not have dead cells at all!! As we know, hair, nails, epidermis, etc are made up of dead cells. Aliens would be considering all dead cells as useless and hence do not have any of them in any form. In fact, i am not too sure if aliens ever die themselves!!

~~ a R i ~~ said...

Well they are mortal else how can we fight them??